How To Take A Crap
TAKING A CRAP 2.0: What your mommy didn't teach you - - - Guys, this paragraph is just for the women. The men can meet me in the next paragraph. So stop reading now, and go to the next paragraph. O.K., good. Now that were alone ladies…If you’re a woman who decided to sneak a peak at you man’s magazine to see what he’s up to, you’ve picked a perfect spot to start reading. This … [Read More...]
Celebrity Bikinis
We have pictures of sexy celebrity women in their bikinis. You'll find everyone from Beyonce to Jennifer Aniston to Britney Spears to Rhianna and everyone in between. Jennifer Aniston Jessica Biel Eva Longoria Beyonce Carmen Electra Jessica Alba Kim Kardashian Olga Kurylenko Pamela Anderson Kate Hudson Salma Hayek Penelope Cruz Rhianna Alicia Keys Carrie Underwood Jessica … [Read More...]
Jokes
If you like dirty, filthy, rotten jokes, we've got you covered. We've got tons of jokes from which to choose. They are raw and guaranteed to offend. Take a look and read at your own risk. The Hair Prison The Hippie The Nuns The Perfect Penis The Potatoes The Maid Dead man with a hard-on Three guys on vacation Don't talk or you'll do the dishes The Horse The Nympho The … [Read More...]
Videos
We've got videos and video clips for everyone. We've got funny videos. We've sexy video clips. We've got idiot videos of people just being idiots. We've got WTF videos that will have you scratching your head and saying to yourself 'what the f@ck?" Check em out. Sexy Video Clips - videos that make you...well, you know... 'WTF' Videos - videos that make you scratch your head and go 'what … [Read More...]
Women
Want to see chicks with guns? How about chicks fighting? What about chicks with piercings, tattoos, or eating ice cream? Or if you're really sick, you might want to check out chicks farting. Whatever your tastes, we've got all of that and more. Have a look. Chicks with Guns - Videos of sexy women shooting guns Real Women of Sports - Pictures of some of the sexiest women athletes Women Farting - … [Read More...]
Comedians
We don't just give you any comedians. We give you video clips of some of the best in the business, talking about things that mean something to men. We've got everyone from Larry The Cable Guy to George Carlin to Artie Lang. Have a look. Real Man Standup Comedians ARTIE LANGE GEORGE CARLIN ANDREW DICE CLAY SAM KINISON LARRY THE CABLE GUY BUDDY HACKETT JEFF FOXWORTHY RON WHITE RODNEY … [Read More...]
Cars
We've got pictures and videos of the coolest cars on the planet. Check out their looks, speed, and specs. These babies will have you drooling like a judge at a wet T-Shirt Contest. Check them out here. Bugattii Veyron Ferrari California GTO Nissan Terranaut 2009 Corvette 2008 Tesla Electric Sports Car 2009 Mustang Shelby 2009 Dodge Challenger BMW M3 Ferrari P4 Lamborghini Murcielago … [Read More...]
Latest Brain Excrement from Our Staff
David Feherty and Gary McCord – Real Men
Who are some of the toughest, strongest, badass athletes on the planet? Football players right? Here's the dichotomy. If you watched the NFL draft, there was something really unsettling. As the athletes walked on to the stage, they met the commissioner half way and embraced in a hug. Not a man hug, mind you, but a long, teary eyed, … [Read More...]
Hollywood Actresses Prefer Doggie Style
O.K. So I'm watching 20/20 the other night and some New York metrosexual is interviewing this woman who interviews famous actresses. The woman's claim to fame is that she asks the actresses - Gwenyth Paltrow, Jane Fonda, Eva Longoria, etc. - "What's your favorite sex position". This reporter asks the woman what the favorite sexual position is … [Read More...]
Articles for Men
Open Letter to the Hollywood Girly Man
During this difficult economy when the Real Man is out busting his ass trying to keep food on the table for his family, you've treated us to a very public display of an entirely different kind of man: the Hollywood girly man. Hardly a day goes by where we don't witness one of you bemoaning the difficulties of life in your shoes. You whine about how tough it is to be you. You whimper about the complexities of your life. You moan about how hard it is to have your job. You are in therapy trying to deal with the horrific realities of living in a mansion in Southern California. Well I've got news for you pal - almost everyone's job is tough and almost everyone's life is tough. … [Read More...]
Articles for Women
What Men Want – 7 Days To Ensuring Your Man Never Leaves You Or Cheats On You
What’s an article directed towards women doing in a man’s magazine? Don’t worry about it. I’m doing you a huge favor - trust me. Now do yourselves a … [Read More...]
Advice For Men
Manly advice for men from the world’s manliest man
Got a question? Need some manly advice? Ask Real Man for real advice. He may answer your question. Or he may just sniff it and piss on it. Email Him … [Read More...]
Celebrities in Bikinis
Celebrity Bikinis
We have pictures of sexy celebrity women in their bikinis. You'll find everyone from Beyonce to Jennifer Aniston to Britney Spears to Rhianna and everyone in … [Read More...]
Women
Women
Want to see chicks with guns? How about chicks fighting? What about chicks with piercings, tattoos, or eating ice cream? Or if you're really sick, you might … [Read More...]
Featured Categories and Posts
Woman Skills
At Real Man Magazine, we are always looking for ways to help others. One of our favorite ways to help, is to help women be better women. We've put together some of the essential skills for women. Watch, read, and learn ladies. The men in your … [Read More...]
Sexy Piercings
Like looking at sexy women with sexy piercings. So do we. Check out our growing collection of these hotties with hot piercings. … [Read More...]
Top 5 Lists
Letterman's list blows. Here are some Top 5 lists for men with some kick to them. Check out the 'Top 5 Sexual Positions', or the 'Top 5 Things Said To Women With No Tits'. Send us your own list, and we might even publish it. Enjoy. Half as … [Read More...]
Breastfeeding Is For Women – And Ben Affleck
There’s a scene in the movie Groundhog Day where Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell are sitting at a bar. Bill Murray’s character is trying to learn what Andie MacDowell’s character wants in a man, so that he can begin to mimic such a man. She … [Read More...]
Cars
We've got pictures and videos of the coolest cars on the planet. Check out their looks, speed, and specs. These babies will have you drooling like a judge at a wet T-Shirt Contest. Check them out here. Bugattii Veyron Ferrari … [Read More...]
Women
Want to see chicks with guns? How about chicks fighting? What about chicks with piercings, tattoos, or eating ice cream? Or if you're really sick, you might want to check out chicks farting. Whatever your tastes, we've got all of that and more. Have … [Read More...]
Videos
We've got videos and video clips for everyone. We've got funny videos. We've sexy video clips. We've got idiot videos of people just being idiots. We've got WTF videos that will have you scratching your head and saying to yourself 'what the … [Read More...]
Man Skills
REAL MAN SKILLS Alright, we know that some of these skills are obvious to the real man. But you're sure to find many skills here that any man can use or improve on. We also have a lot of readers who bought into the whole 'metro-sexual' thing who are … [Read More...]
Guns
We are your source for everything guns. Get the facts about guns right here. Learn who are the friends and enemies of the second amendment. Read the second amendment. See guns in action. Gun Facts Enemies of the Second Amendment Friends of … [Read More...]
Free Classified Ads
Check out our free classified ads. We've got 'Women Seeking Men', 'Men Seeking Women', 'Penis Enlargement', and more. Send us your classified ad, and we might even run it. Women Seeking Men Men Seeking … [Read More...]
Bikini Wrestling Videos
Videos of Chicks in Bikinis Wrestling. If you enjoy the site of two, or more, women wrestling, you'll love these women wrestling while in bikinis. Great … [Read More...]
Asian Girls Kissing Girls
Sexy Videos of Girls Kissing Girls Caught on Tape What's sexier than two girls kissing? Two asian girls kissing. For those of you who love to watch two asian girls kissing, you're welcome. That's what we do here at Real Man Magazine. We give our … [Read More...]
Comedians
We don't just give you any comedians. We give you video clips of some of the best in the business, talking about things that mean something to men. We've got everyone from Larry The Cable Guy to George Carlin to Artie Lang. Have a look. Real Man … [Read More...]
