ADVICE FOR MEN

ASK REAL MAN - ADVICE FOR MEN

Manly advice for men from the world's manliest man

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Dear Real Man: Do you have any safety tips for having oral sex while driving? Doug, Kalamazoo, MI

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Dear Real Man: How can I get my girlfriend to swallow? Phillip, London, England

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Dear Real Man: Is it true that you were once in the woods and attacked by a giant Grizzly Bear, and wrestled him to the ground, and reached down his throat and pulled out his heart and ate it? Padrick, Dublin, Ireland.

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Dear Real Man: My neighbor's punk twenty something kid broke into my house a few months ago. I've seen him around my house again and I think he's planning another break in. How can I make sure it doesn't happen again? What would you do?
Hank, Brownsville Station, TX

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Dear Real Man: My uptight girlfriend says that when you're alone you probably dress up in high heels, panties, bra, and a wig and prance around your house like a sissy.
Jerrod, Stockton, CA  

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Dear Real Man: Have you ever considered having sex with an ugly woman?
Tom, Wallace, ID

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Dear Real Man: Who gave you the best blow job you ever had?

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Dear Real Man: I was watching Oprah the other day and they were talking about the proper shape of poop. What is the proper shape of poop? Josh, Flagstaff, AZ

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Dear Real Man: I caught my husband masterbating the other day. What should I do? Jackie, West Palm Beach, FL

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Dear Real Man: My husband likes to watch sports on Sundays. I want to be close to him, but I don't know how if he's watching sports. What should I do? Sheila, Baton Rouge, LA

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Dear Real Man: Who's the toughest guy in Hollywood? Sid, Youngstown, OH

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Dear Real Man: What's the best way for me to get in touch with my feminine side? Steven , Sun Valley, ID

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Dear Real Man: My boss hates me and is making my life miserable. What's the best way to handle this situation? Bill, Queens, NY

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Dear Real Man: I’m fantasizing about having sex with another man, what should I do? Yolanda, Newport, RI

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Deal Real Man: My husband got pissed off at me for no reason. What should I do? Candice, Vicksburg, MI

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