IS THIS THE END OF THE REAL MAN?

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Which guy do you think these women want to get in to bed, and which guy do you think they think would make a nice friend?  Exactly.  Women will often tell you they want the sensitive guy, but the reality is that their sensitive guy looks much less attractive to them when up against a real man.

Sure some women would like their insensitive slob of a husband to be a little more conscious of how they feel, what they put up with, and what they go through as a woman on and off the job every day.  And sure, some guys could use a smack upside the head to help them appreciate how to deal with a woman a little better.  I mean Dude – she’s your woman, not one of the guys.

But some of these poor fools have been so brainwashed by what they read in so-called “Men’s Magazines” (by the way, GQ, Men's Health, Best Life, etc. are not for men - at least not heterosexual men) and what they see on TV and in the movies, that it makes me roll on the floor in laughter and simultaneously cringe with disgust.  Take for example Ben Affleck.  Now Ben seems like a perfectly decent guy.  I like some of his movies very much, and I’d probably like him personally if I ever met him.  Once upon a time, before he became ‘Hollywoodized’, if you will, he may have been a regular beer drinking, sports playing, working with his hands sort of guy.  But today he’s become a poster child for the so-called metro-sexuals.  In a recent article I read, I don’t recall where, the author (a man) was fawning all over what a great feminine ‘man’ Ben was. The author suggested that Ben was so sensitive that not only would he change the diapers of his child, but he would breast feed his baby if he could.  ‘Breast feed his baby if he could’?  Are you freaking kidding me!?

Ben, please tell us you’ve never suggested such a thing to anyone.  Please tell us that you’ve never even given anyone the slightest indication that you would do such a thing.  Please tell us that the person who wrote that is full of crap, and that they’re not basing it on your actual words.  Ben, if you actually said this, please do us all a favor; deposit your testicles into the slot by the door and leave.  It’s time you went to play for the other team.

There’s nothing wrong with changing diapers.  A real man would always help the woman he loves in any way he can.  Changing diapers is one way to do it and bond with your kid.  But breast feeding?  Let’s take a moment to go back over the facts of life.  Men and women mate, the woman gives birth to the child, and the woman breast feeds the child until the appropriate age when the child can eat solid food.  The man protects his family and provides food and shelter for them.  He teaches his son how to become a man and how to provide for the son’s own family, and the cycle continues. 

Notice that in my ‘facts of life’, nowhere did I suggest that the man snuggle the child up to his hairy bosom and nurse the child.  I know the author of the article was talking hypothetically, but it scares me.  These people are passionate about how men should act like women.  Pretty soon, someone is going to invent a device that a man wears on his chest which holds milk, so that a man can actually breast feed his children.  What’s that?  You say someone has already invented such a device?  Doesn’t surprise me.

Think back.  Imagine, there you are as a 6 month old child.  You’re cranky and hungry after waking up from an afternoon nap.  Your parent picks you up and nuzzles you right up to their bosom and you start sucking on their nipple.  You gradually open your sleepy little eyes, as you continue to nurse, and you look up to see – YOUR FREAKING DAD!

Can you imagine the damn trauma this would cause you for the rest of your life?  You’ve grown up associating those warm and fuzzy comforting, nourishing feelings with sucking on a man’s nipple.  Good God man!

So let’s recap.  Woman-like behaviors are for women.  Breastfeeding is for women.  Got it?  Good.  Now go forth, spread your seed, and multiply – you know, like a man. © www.realmanmag.com

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