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HOW TO AVOID A DUI - Page 2
Things you must do before you leave your house
What do you think your chances are of avoiding arrest if a cop walks up to your vehicle and sees several empty beer cans in the back of your truck; then sees a flask fall out of the glove box when you try and retrieve your registration; and shines his flashlight on what appears to be remnants of a marijuana cigarette in your ashtray? If you haven’t guessed already, the answer is that you’re probably going to jail just as soon as he can get his handcuffs on you.
Go clean out your vehicle now. Once again, don’t keep reading. Go to you car and do it now. You’ll thank me later.
Make Sure all of Your Headlights, Taillights, and Signals Work
Studies show that DUIs often result from a traffic stop for another reason. In other words, cops will often stop someone for a broken taillight or turn signal, then smell alcohol on the driver and end up arresting him for a DUI. Why give cops that advantage? Take the time before you go out and double-check your brake lights, turn signals, taillights, even your license plate light, and anything else that may attract unwanted attention. This entire process may take a couple of minutes maximum. But the payoff? – not getting a DUI – priceless!
Put a Tape Recorder in Your Car
Buy a small hand-held tape recorder and keep it in your car. Should you ever get stopped after drinking, this could be a very valuable piece of evidence. This is your record of the events that occurred. Sure, cops often record sound and video during their stops. However, it is not unheard of for those records to turn up edited at those precise moments that favor the citizen.
In addition, if you have a record of a cop making a mistake, your case could be thrown out. For example, imagine if a cop was caught on tape violating law or procedure. Your case would likely be dismissed or charges dropped. How valuable then does that make your tape recorder? That’s right – priceless!
Warning: be sure and check the laws in your state regarding recording another person with or without their knowledge. In general, you can record anyone, as long as they know they are being recorded. You don’t have to announce it to them. Simply put the recorder in plain view and turn it on. Go buy a recorder now, for each of your cars.
Use a Designated Driver
A cliché for sure. However, it is a simple and effective method for avoiding a DUI. Before you go out, decide who will be the driver. If it’s you, make sure you don’t drink, or drink very little. Don’t wait until it’s closing time at the bar before you select a designated driver.
Use Public or Other Transportation
Take a taxi. Ride a bus. Hitchhike. Walk. Ride a bike. Have your mother drop you off. Do anything. Just don’t drive to the bar.
Eat a Large Meal
Eating a large meal before going out will help slow the rate of absorption. It will not prevent you from becoming impaired or prevent the alcohol from being absorbed into your bloodstream. However, by slowing the rate of absorption, you will slow the rate at which you reach the legal limit for driving. In other words, you will be able to drink more, before you feel the effects. We’ve all had a drink on an empty stomach. You can feel the effects of the alcohol after you’ve downed the first cocktail. Eat before you go out, and slow your rate of intoxication. It could be the difference in going over the legal limit.
Drink a Lot of Water
Before you go out for the evening, drink several glasses of water. Again, this will not prevent the alcohol from getting into your system. But it will help slow the rate of absorption. Water also has the welcomed side effect of preventing or reducing the effects of a hangover.
By following all of these steps, you will greatly decrease your risks of getting a DUI. But in order to get the benefit, you must take the action.
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