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Welcome men. Good to have you aboard. Make yourselves comfortable. Go on in and grab a beer, light up a cigar, and put your feet up. Cheers! - - - Have you taken a look at the so-called “Men’s Magazines” lately? You look at the cover and frequently see a male model with a shaved body, looking like he’s auditioning for a gay porno. Read more...

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Study Shows Balls Grow Bigger After Reading Real Man Magazine

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BRUSSELS, Belgium. (UP) -- Scientists at the University of Brussels have confirmed that certain visual stimuli have a direct impact on the nature and proportions of one’s reproductive system. Specifically, the study found that reading certain men’s magazines actually increased the size of men’s testicles and penis. Researchers found the greatest increases occurred while reading the publication Real Man Magazine which touts itself as the world’s most popular online magazine for the man’s man.

However, men weren’t the only ones to notice a change in their physiology. After confirming the results amongst the men in the study, scientists reproduced the methodology and initiated the same study on women. The results were surprising. After reading certain men’s magazines, most women noticed a significant increase in the size of their breasts. In some of the most dramatic cases, several women moved from a ‘C’ cup to a full ‘D’ in just a matter of weeks. Again, the results were most dramatic when the women studied Real Man Magazine. READ MORE...

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Scientists: Defecating Boosts Intelligence for Brief Period

By FRANKLIN PIERCE

Science Correspondent, Real Man Magazine

BERLIN, Germany (UP) -- German scientists reported today they discovered a crucial link between intelligence and defecating. It’s been widely believed that intelligence was a more or less progressive occurrence, gradually increasing or decreasing over time - for example as one went through school, or as one got very old and lost brain function. However, scientists have recently confirmed what many had previously hypothesized: during the process of defecation, intelligence skyrockets for a brief period. “The intelligence spike may last for a few minutes or simply a few seconds”, said Leopold Von Braun, son of the famous German rocket scientist and who led the lengthy study. “It depends on the individual and their bowel movements.” READ MORE...