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MEN SEEKING WOMEN

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YOU CAN HAVE MY WIFE. Doesn't cook or clean. Overweight and unattractive. Never wears makeup or dresses up. Hates sex and men. Bitches all the time and has no tits. Huge ass. Wears lots of perfume to cover body odor. Serious perpetual yeast infection. Cross-eyed. Missing two front teeth. Chews tobacco. Many other postive qualities. 1st caller takes her. 555-2395.

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Extremely handsome, rich, and sensitive man seeks extraordinarily beautiful woman with large breasts to perform oral sex daily, then do my laundry. Must be willing to work for free.

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Man seeks lingerie model for kinky sex. No experience necessary. Will train. 555-2740.

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Shriveled old man with no money, looks, or hygiene seeks young attractive model to change my diaper. Will consider sex but only with exceptional beauties. 555-4759.

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