his is not a man’s movie.  It’s a chick flick.  And it’s not even a very good one.  However, take your woman to see this movie.  Not because you’re going to like, but because of the message it sends her.

 

This is an early review.  The movie has not yet been released.

 

The movie’s about a fat loser of a woman who one day decides to transform her life after getting mistaken for a bag lady.  She turns into a hottie who is pursued by a wide range of men.  She studies all of the world’s religions and new age spirituality and concludes that the meaning of life is to live it with gusto because life is way too short.  Her son, a stuffy FBI agent, is distraught over his mother’s newfound lifestyle. 

 

O.K.  Sounds like a real chicks’ movie so far, doesn’t it?  Here’s the rub.  The movie sends women the message that they should quit acting like a bunch of prudes.  Live a little.  Enjoy life, enjoy men, and let your hair hang down.  Laugh, party, have a good time.  Embrace sex.  Have a lot of sex.  Try new experiences.

 

Let’s face it.  A lot of single women are full of life, free spirits, and very adventurous.  But something happens after they settle down with one guy.  They lose their spontaneity and their sense of humor.  And worst of all, the wild uninhibited sex you once had has all but dried up into predictable missionary coitus.

 

This lady breaks down that wall with a vengeance.  She has numerous boyfriends, has a lot of wild sex, drinks, is adventurous, laughs, and basically lives life to its fullest.  And her behavior is infectious.  Her son’s fiancé embraces it.  Before long, she’s dressing up in lingerie and trying to get her prudish future husband to lighten up and get his freak on.

 

Hopefully, this movie will remind your old lady who she once was, and how she can be that woman again.   Hopefully, the attitude of this woman will infect your woman.  So do yourself a favor and take her to see it.  You could win on two fronts:  she’ll be thrilled that you want to see a chick’s movie with her; and you may end up getting back in the wild, adventurous sex game.

 

Oh yeah.  Check out this hot picture of Meg Ryan.
 

 

 

What a hottie, right? Unfortunately, she no longer looks like this.  This is how she looks now, and in the movie, her face looks even worse.
 

 

It looks like she’s had a lip augmentation, brow or face lift, and some freaky eye brow tattoos.  Something just isn’t quite right. Her body looks good and she's not ugly - just a little too much face work.

 

Two Beers.

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