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NICKELBACK LEAD SINGER GETS A DUI - DUMBASS

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noticed the lead singer for Nickelback was charged with drunk driving. Here’s the blurb from AP.
SURREY, British Columbia (AP) -- Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger was sentenced Thursday to a year without driving and fined $588 for a drunken driving conviction. Kroeger, whose real name is Chad Turton, was stopped for speeding in his red Lamborghini in suburban Surrey, British Columbia, in June 2006. Authorities said his blood alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit. His lawyer, Marvin Stern, noted the 33-year-old singer's charitable works and said the charges and trial have been an intrusion into Kroeger's life.
When are all of these, musicians, sports starts, and actors going to get the clue? Today’s drunk driving laws are so strict, and law enforcement is so pervasive that it’s not if you get stopped for a DUI it’s when.
And thanks Mr. Lawyer for letting us know about Chad's charitable works. That's sure to get all charges dropped immediately. Not. The law is straight forward: drive drunk, get arrested, pay fines or go to jail, your life sucks. Period. Cops couldn't give a shit if you're Judge Judy, their neighbor, or the tooth fairy - if you're driving drunk, they're going to arrest you. The only people they won't arrest are other cops.
Last week it was Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi. The week before it was some football player. The week before that it was Keifer Sutherland of 24. Next week it will be some actress like Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, or Nicole Ritchie – o.k. they’ve already had their turn. But of course, they don’t learn. They keep getting ‘em.
It’s not that difficult. You can easily protect yourself from getting a DUI. Let me just give you one obvious thing to do after you’ve been drinking: don’t speed. Read the article above. That’s exactly what led to his DUI. It’s not rocket science. When you know you’ve been drinking, don’t attract attention on the drive home. Don’t speed, don’t roll through stop signs, signal, etc. Don’t give the cops any reason to pull you over.
Let's see, our buddy Chad was drunk AND driving a red lamborghini AND speeding. Why not just hang a sign around your neck Chad that reads 'Drunken Idiot - Please Arrest Me', because that's exactly what you're doing by following that modus operandi.
Check out our article How to Avoid a DUI and buy the book. All of these people wish they knew the secret. It’s too late for them, but not for you.








