STUART — A 30-year-old Stuart landscape worker was arrested after allegedly undressing then breaking into a Seascape Way home and fleeing in shorts belonging to the female resident. Martin County Sheriff’s Office deputies charged Alejandro Mejias Ramirez of the 3200 block of Clayton Street, with burglary of an occupied dwelling, petit theft, criminal mischief and trespass. His bond is set at $11,250.

Woman Steals Crap, Falls in it, Then Flees Naked

BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

"One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck," said a spokesman for local police. "The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear."

Man Hides Marijuana Around Penis, Gets Caught

Getting caught with marijuana by police is bad enough. But the drug arrest of John Christopher Williams, 34, was particularly embarrassing.

Williams has a lengthy criminal record and had failed to show up for court dates more than once, leading to a warrant for his arrest. When police found and arrested him they didn’t find any drugs on him and Williams didn’t say anything.

Skinny-dippers caught in Town's Drinking Water Source - Drain Water

OREGON - Even in cool water, the heat will catch up with you.

Police fished two skinny-dippers out of the Mount Tabor Reservoir over the weekend. Yes, it's illegal, dangerous and somewhat disgusting to drop your pants and jump into the city's drinking water. But don't reach for the bottled water just yet.

Woman Crashes Into Store - Gets Out And Buys Beer

NORWALK - A 74-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Sunday after crashing her Cadillac through the front window of a convenience store, authorities said. Lynne Rice crashed her 1988 Cadillac into the front window of Joe's Food Mart, 10641 E. Imperial Highway, at 6:10 p.m., causing about $8,000 in damage, said Lt. Jenny Ha of the Norwalk Sheriff's Station. The crash apparently didn't slow her down. After plowing halfway through the store, Rice got out of the car, walked over to the cooler and pulled out a six-pack of Budweiser, said the store owner, who gave only his last name, Awada.

Man Walking On Road In Thong, Fake Breasts

MANCHESTER — - Drivers along I-291 had quite a sight Saturday, as a man wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig sauntered along the side of the highway.

Police said they received several calls about the man, which prompted an hour-long search. Police said they found the man, fully clothed and collecting cans behind a business on Batson Drive in Manchester. Police said they found a wig and fake breasts in the man's car.

David Gebhardt, 42, of Manchester, was charged with disorderly conduct and simple trespass and was released on $2,500 bail.

Son Finds Tapes of Mom Having Sex With Dogs

TULSA — A woman who was charged with committing felony crimes against nature was arrested this morning after police were notified of more than 150 homemade movies of the Tulsa County woman engaging in various sex acts with dogs.

Golfers Robbed, But Finish Their Round

MILWAUKEE - An armed robbery on the golf course at Brynwood Country Club on Saturday morning startled a foursome and their caddies but could not keep the club’s golfers from their game.

Man Dressed As Penis Spoils Graduation

SARATOGA SPRINGS -- The Saratoga Springs High School graduation ceremony was suddenly interrupted Thursday morning when a 19-year-old man dressed as a set of male genitals streaked across the stage of the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.