MANCHESTER — - Drivers along I-291 had quite a sight Saturday, as a man wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig sauntered along the side of the highway.
Police said they received several calls about the man, which prompted an hour-long search. Police said they found the man, fully clothed and collecting cans behind a business on Batson Drive in Manchester. Police said they found a wig and fake breasts in the man's car.
David Gebhardt, 42, of Manchester, was charged with disorderly conduct and simple trespass and was released on $2,500 bail.
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Tits Up! Women Allowed to go Topless at Public Pools
Some say only ugly tits will be revealed
Man Gets 9-foot Tapeworm, Sues Restaurant
Claims tapeworm came from undercooked fish
Man Runs Into Wife At Whore House
Not clear who was more suprised
Surgeon Cuts 16 Washers From Man's Penis
Another 'what the hell?' story
Hooters Restaurant Wants To Neuter Your Dog
Teams up with Humane Society for Ad Campaign
Truck Drive Who Had To Crap Dumps His Load
He just needed to crap really bad
Swingers Convention Starts in Florida
Adult stars, tradeshow, and plenty of horny couples expected
Friends Set Their Buddy's Balls On Fire
With friends like these who need enemies
Scientists: Defecation Increases Intelligence
German scientists prove what we already knew
Bar Holds Oral Sex Competition For Women
Isn't the worst blow job pretty damn good?
Drunk Man Tries To Beat Breath Test By Eating His Own Crap
How far are you willing to go?
Stimulus Checks Being Used To Buy Sex
The latest government subsidy
It's A Fact: Country Music Causes Sex
Pregnancies skyrocket after country music festival
Doctor Accidentally Cuts Off Man's Penis
Replaces penis with part of man's arm
Man Breaks into Woman's Home, Then Flees Wearing Only Her Underwear
STUART — A 30-year-old Stuart landscape worker was arrested after allegedly undressing then breaking into a Seascape Way home and fleeing in shorts belonging to the female resident. Martin County Sheriff’s Office deputies charged Alejandro Mejias Ramirez of the 3200 block of Clayton Street, with burglary of an occupied dwelling, petit theft, criminal mischief and trespass. His bond is set at $11,250.
Woman Steals Crap, Falls in it, Then Flees Naked
BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.
Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.
"One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck," said a spokesman for local police. "The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear."
Man Hides Marijuana Around Penis, Gets Caught
Getting caught with marijuana by police is bad enough. But the drug arrest of John Christopher Williams, 34, was particularly embarrassing.
Williams has a lengthy criminal record and had failed to show up for court dates more than once, leading to a warrant for his arrest. When police found and arrested him they didn’t find any drugs on him and Williams didn’t say anything.
Skinny-dippers caught in Town's Drinking Water Source - Drain Water
OREGON - Even in cool water, the heat will catch up with you.
Police fished two skinny-dippers out of the Mount Tabor Reservoir over the weekend. Yes, it's illegal, dangerous and somewhat disgusting to drop your pants and jump into the city's drinking water. But don't reach for the bottled water just yet.
Woman Crashes Into Store - Gets Out And Buys Beer
NORWALK - A 74-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Sunday after crashing her Cadillac through the front window of a convenience store, authorities said. Lynne Rice crashed her 1988 Cadillac into the front window of Joe's Food Mart, 10641 E. Imperial Highway, at 6:10 p.m., causing about $8,000 in damage, said Lt. Jenny Ha of the Norwalk Sheriff's Station. The crash apparently didn't slow her down. After plowing halfway through the store, Rice got out of the car, walked over to the cooler and pulled out a six-pack of Budweiser, said the store owner, who gave only his last name, Awada.
Man Walking On Road In Thong, Fake Breasts
Son Finds Tapes of Mom Having Sex With Dogs
TULSA — A woman who was charged with committing felony crimes against nature was arrested this morning after police were notified of more than 150 homemade movies of the Tulsa County woman engaging in various sex acts with dogs.
Golfers Robbed, But Finish Their Round
MILWAUKEE - An armed robbery on the golf course at Brynwood Country Club on Saturday morning startled a foursome and their caddies but could not keep the club’s golfers from their game.
Man Dressed As Penis Spoils Graduation
SARATOGA SPRINGS -- The Saratoga Springs High School graduation ceremony was suddenly interrupted Thursday morning when a 19-year-old man dressed as a set of male genitals streaked across the stage of the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
Man Dies After Drinking 23 Shots at Bikini Bar
SEFFNER — Eric Morris didn't like to back down.
So on Tuesday, when a friend challenged him to down shots of a mixture of Crown Royal, cherry vodka and Red Bull, Morris began drinking.
Thirty minutes, and at least 23 shots later, he staggered back from the bar, took a few steps, fell over and died.







