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- MOVIE REVIEW
SEX AND THE CITY
A total chick's flick that you can use to your advantage
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Oh, and of course the movie has the obligatory gay male character. In this movie, we don’t just get one, but we are treated to at least four gay males – not that there’s anything wrong with that, but do we really need to see men kissing? We are treated to this on at least two occasions. What the hell? Why do we need to see that? Even women get turned off by watching two men kiss. On the other hand, most sexually adventurous women get turned on by watching two women kiss. And of course, guys can hardly control themselves whenever they see two women getting it on. So why not have two women kissing? It would have made everyone happy.
The rest of the movie went pretty much as expected: women focusing on their misery, and complaining about men. The highlight was a few brief sex scenes: too short and not graphic enough. Note to Hollywood: when you have a weak and predictable story line, add lots of sex.
Most uncomfortable was a series of scenes showing off the bodies of naked men. I really didn’t need to look at some guy’s ass multiple times. Of course, I turned away, but the damage was done.
The movie went on way too long. It must have lasted 2 ½ hours – perhaps almost 3 hours with all of the previews. Ghandi, the epic masterpiece, was three hours. Do we really need three hours our self-centered women complaining about their lives and their men? Most men I know already live this movie – they don’t want to spend three hours re-living their everyday lives.
However, the women I was with loved it. That’s a no-brainer. Women are going to want to see it, and are going to love it. You can either fight it or roll with it. Here’s what I’d recommend. This movie will help you get laid. If your wife or girlfriend wants to see it, romance her a little before and after and take full advantage of her passion. It will ignite a fire in her loins.
If you’re single, take a buddy and greet all of the women as they arrive at the theater. Sit in the middle of the women during the movie, and go after them when they leave. They’ll be ready for romance. You shouldn’t have any problem seducing them. Now go get your sex on.
One out of Five beers.





