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Snot On The Wall - Who Are These Guys?
Here’s another topic often witnessed, but rarely talked about – Snot on the Wall. Specifically, snot on the bathroom wall. Specifically, on the wall above the urinal.
Who are these guys? So let me see if I’ve got this straight. You walk into the bathroom, take out your junk, then stick a finger in your nose and wipe your nose goop on the wall?
First, of all, you should never stick your finger in your nose, your eye, or your ass while you’re in a public restroom. That’s how guys end up with all kinds of scary shit up their ass or face.
What’s that? You don’t stick your finger in your nose, you just hold one nostril and blow? O.K. That’s better than sticking your polluted finger in your nose, but not by much.
Here’s the bottom line: I don’t want to look at your junk, I don’t want to look at what you just crapped, and I certainly don’t want to look at your snot. I know you’re proud of it, but really, it’s not that impressive.
How impressive is this?
Exactly.
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