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TOP 5 REASONS TO OWN A GUN

5. All real men own guns

4. So it ain’t only the criminals who have guns

3. So that when a cowboy in a bar calls me a yellow bellied lizard and challenges me to meet him in the street for a gunfight, I don’t have to show up empty handed and die like a yellow bellied lizard

2. They make your balls grow huge

1. To kill stuff

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