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TOP 5 THINGS OVERHEARD AT A MANHATTAN METRO-SEXUAL BAR

5. “Gee Todd, those slacks really make your ass look good”

4. “Did any of you guys catch Oprah today?”

3. “So I say to that big-titted chick ‘there’s no way I’m going to have a threesome with you and your hot-ass girlfriend.’  Gross.”

2. “Look at that NASCAR guy with the hot chick on his arm.  What could she possibly see in a guy like that?”

1. “Golf? Tomorrow?  Sorry, I’m going to be up late moisturizing tonight and tomorrow I have to get my nails done and shave all of my body hair.”

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